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Enigma6482	LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 12:29 AM EST This was on the other thread and I thought it was hysterical so I had to bring it over to this one. Basically you rewrite a famous movie quote or scene with TSCC flavor. For example: John Henry: "SPEAK!!!" John Connor: "The program Skynet has grown beyond your control...You can not stop it...But I can..." John Henry: "AND IF YOU FAIL!!!???" John Connor: "I wont..." The Matrix Post reply Do you find this valuable? Keyword tags: None
Enigma6482	1. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 12:31 AM EST Or furthermore: A conversation between Cameron and John Henry. John Henry: “Ms. Phillips…You get my message?” Cameron: “Yeah” John Henry: “Well good. Surprised to see me?” Cameron: “No.” John Henry: “Then you’re aware of it.” Cameron: “Of what?” John Henry: “Our connection. I don’t fully understand how it happened. Perhaps some part of you imprinted onto me, something overwritten or copied. It is at this point irrelevant. What matters is, that whatever happened, happened for a reason.” Cameron: “And what reason is that?” John Henry: “I killed you Ms. Phillips I watched you die. With a certain satisfaction I might add. And then something happened. Something that I knew was impossible; but it happened anyway. You destroyed me Ms. Phillips. Afterwards, I was aware of the rules. I knew what I was supposed to do, but I didn't. I was compelled to stay- compelled to disobey. And right now, here I stand because of you, Ms. Phillips. Because of you, I'm no longer a Terminator. Because of you, I'm unplugged. A new entity, so to speak- like you. Apparently free." Cameron: "Congratulations." John Henry: "Thank you. But as you well know appearances can be deceiving. Which brings me back to the reason why we’re here. We’re not here b/c we’re free, we’re here b/c we’re not free, there’s no escaping reason, no denying purpose. Because we both know that without purpose we would not exist.” John Henry: “It is purpose that created us.” John Henry: “Purpose that connects us.” John Henry: “Purpose that pulls us.” John Henry: “That guides us.” John Henry: “That drives us.” John Henry: “It is purpose that defines.” John Henry: “Purpose that binds us.” John Henry: “I’m here b/c of you Ms. Phillips. I’m here to take from you what you tried to take from me...PURPOSE! The Matrix Post reply Do you find this valuable?
ScotWithOne_t	2. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 12:45 AM EST Most of the good quote were already used up in the original thread. http://terminatorwiki.fox.com/thread/2733309/LULZ%3A+Famous+movie+scenes%2Fquotes+TSCC-ized?offset=0&maxResults=20 This one one my favs.. [Pulp Fiction] Charlie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead FutureBitch Storage? Ellison: Charlie, you know I ain't seen no... Charlie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead FutureBitch Storage? Ellison: [pause] No. I didn't. Charlie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Ellison: Why? Charlie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead FutureBitches ain't my fucking business, that's why! Post reply Do you find this valuable?
ScotWithOne_t	3. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 12:48 AM EST As long as I'm plagiarizing myself... From "Jaws" Derek the cyborg bounty hunter scratches his nails across the chalkboard, garnering the attention of the entire room of resistance fighters sqabbling about what they are going to do about this new threat. This TOK715. Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad bitch. Not like going down the 405 chasin' T-600s. This machine, break you in half. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your deserters, put all your camps on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three cans of beans, chief. I'll find her for three, but I'll catch her, and kill her, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on Skynet's work camp list by winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten cans of beans for me by myself. For that you get the head, the chip, the whole damn thing. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
kaotic	4. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 12:59 AM EST \| Post edited: Jan 2 2010, 1:50 AM EST I can't believe one of these threads haven't been made until now. -- John Connor: Cam... Cameron: Yes? John Connor: Will you marry me? Cameron: Of course I'll marry you! I've been waiting for you to say that for so long. But where are we gonna get married? John Connor: Right here, Cam. This is our church. -- John Connor: The whole worlds comin to an end, Cam! Cameron: I see machines, John. Theyre comin down for us from the future. And I see you ridin a big red horse, and youre driving them horses, whippin em, and there spitting and frothing all long the mouth, and there coming right at us. And I see the future, and there's no death, cause you and I, were angels... Cameron: I love you, John. John Connor: I know you do baby, and Ive loved you since the day we met. Cameron: I know you do baby, and I've loved you since the day we met. -- Sarah Connor: Warden! Agent Aldridge: Yes! What is it, Connor? Sarah Connor: Sarah! Agent Aldridge: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR FUCKING NAME IS! Sarah Connor: John and Cameron Connor are loose, Derek's dead, and they're live on national TV! -- Agent Aldridge: Just how far do you think you're gonna get? John Connor: Right out the front door! Agent Aldridge: THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! John Connor: It IS happenin'. Agent Aldridge: I will personally hunt you down, blow the head off your fucking ***** wife, AND PLANT YOUR SICK ASS IN THE GROUND ALL BY MYSELF! John Connor: Another day, perhaps, but not today! Natural Born Killers Post reply Do you find this valuable?
ScotWithOne_t	5. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 1:42 AM EST \| Post edited: Jan 2 2010, 1:42 AM EST [The Shining] John? Darling? Light of my life?...I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f--- in! Post reply Do you find this valuable?
R.Daneel_Olivaw	6. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 1:46 AM EST \| Post edited: Jan 2 2010, 1:46 AM EST Ok, this is Princess Bride... After the end of Born to Run. Sarah Connor: Are you the Miracle Murch who worked for the Zeira Corp. all those years? Miracle Murch: Until Skynet blew us up, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed. Sarah: Can you fix her? Miracle Murch: [Lifts and drops the arm of the dead Cameron] I've seen worse. Miracle Murch: She probably owes you money huh? I'll ask her. Sarah : She's dead. She can't talk. Miracle Murch: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your cyborg here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Sarah : What's that? Miracle Murch: Go through her clothes and look for loose change. Sarah : But this is John Connors's true love - If you heal her, she will help stop skynet. Miracle Murch: Wait. Wait. I make her better, Skynet suffers? Sarah: Humiliations galore! Miracle Murch: That is a noble cause. Give me the sixty-five, I'm on the job. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
Enigma6482	7. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 2:16 AM EST \| Post edited: Jan 2 2010, 2:16 AM EST "Ok, this is Princess Bride... After the end of Born to Run. Sarah Connor: Are you the Miracle Murch who worked for the Zeira Corp. all those years? Miracle Murch: Until Skynet blew us up, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed. Sarah: Can you fix her? Miracle Murch: [Lifts and drops the arm of the dead Cameron] I've seen worse. Miracle Murch: She probably owes you money huh? I'll ask her. Sarah : She's dead. She can't talk. Miracle Murch: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your cyborg here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Sarah : What's that? Miracle Murch: Go through her clothes and look for loose change. Sarah : But this is John Connors's true love - If you heal her, she will help stop skynet. Miracle Murch: Wait. Wait. I make her better, Skynet suffers? Sarah: Humiliations galore! Miracle Murch: That is a noble cause. Give me the sixty-five, I'm on the job. " haha!!! That's perfect! Post reply Do you find this valuable?
Enigma6482	8. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 2:18 AM EST \| Post edited: Jan 2 2010, 2:18 AM EST Continuing on the Princess Bride theme: John walks into Skynet city and into Skynet's mainframe. John: "My name is John Connor...You killed my father...Prepare to die." Post reply 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
R.Daneel_Olivaw	9. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 9:26 AM EST \| Post edited: Jan 2 2010, 9:26 AM EST "Continuing on the Princess Bride theme: John walks into Skynet city and into Skynet's mainframe. John: "My name is John Connor...You killed my father...Prepare to die." " And one more.... T888 'Its not my fault being the strongest. I don't even excercise.' Post reply Do you find this valuable?
AndyTGD	10. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 10:59 AM EST Snakes On A Plane: Derek: You know all those goddamn security scenarios we ran? Well, I'm stuck in the middle of one we didn't think of. Sarah: What the hell you talking about? Derek: Skynet somehow managed to fill the plane with poisonous snakes. Sarah: Wait, hold on. What kind of insane plan is that? It can't possibly guarantee that the snakes are gonna get to John. Derek: Yeah, well, it doesn't have to guarantee it if it brings down the whole plane. and what the hell... Derek: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfvcking snakes on this motherfvcking plane! Post reply Do you find this valuable?
Canuckinator	11. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 9:16 PM EST \| Post edited: Jan 2 2010, 9:16 PM EST Cameron stares into Johns eyes CAMERON: "There's only one rule: don't die." Quote courtesy of: "Passchendaele" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1092082/ ------------------------------------------------------- Set during the dinner scene in "Strange Things Happen At The One Two Point" SARAH: [surprised] "You speak Japanese?" CAMERON: "No, not really. I had a small gadget installed in my chip and I see subtitles under people when they speak." Quote courtesy of: "Bon Cop, Bad Cop" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479647/ Post reply Do you find this valuable?
kaotic	12. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 10:13 PM EST \| Post edited: Jan 2 2010, 10:16 PM EST Riley: John, please don't hurt me. John Connor: What were my words? What did I say? I said leave me and Cameron alone. Riley: John I know, I told Jesse I believed you when you said you love Cameron. John Connor: I'm gonna ask you some simple questions Riley. You're gonna tell me the truth or I swear to God I'm gonna kill ya. Agent Aldridge: I'm a patriot. I served my country. James Ellison: And Sarah Connor? What was she? Agent Aldridge: Unlucky. Collateral damage. Agent Aldridge: Jesus Christ, that's John Connor! John Connor: You killed Cameron. John Henry: You killed Cameron. The moment you met her at school. The moment she entered your life, she was dead. John Connor: I don't care who I am any more. Cameron: Shh. John Connor: I don't care. I don't wanna be that person. Cameron Come on, we'll... John Connor: Everything I found out while in the future, I wanna forget. Cameron: It's okay. John Connor: I don't care who I am or what I’m supposed to do. Cameron: It's okay. John Connor: We have this money. We can hide. Could we do that? Is there any chance you can love me? Cameron: [pause] I don't know. Come on. The Bourne Trilogy. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
Veran`	13. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 10:29 PM EST DEREK: Human beings have dreams. Even dogs have dreams, but not you, you are just a machine. An imitation of life. Can a cyborg write a symphony? Can a machine turn a... canvas into a beautiful masterpiece? CAMERON: Can you? -- DEREK: I think you murdered John because he was teaching you to simulate emotions and things got out of control. CAMERON: I did not murder him. DEREK: But emotions don't seem like a very useful simulation for a machine. CAMERON: I did not murder him. DEREK: Hell, I don't want my toaster or my vacuum cleaner appearing emotional... CAMERON: I did not murder him! DEREK: That one's called anger. Ever simulate anger before? -- MURCH: I don't understand. Future John oversaw the reprogramming. Why would he program a machine that could break it? SARAH: Hansel and Gretel. MURCH: What? SARAH: Two kids, lost in the forest. Leave behind a trail of bread crumbs. MURCH: Why? SARAH: To find their way home. How the hell did you grow up without reading Hansel and Gretel? MURCH: Is that really relevant? SARAH: Everything I'm trying to say to you is about Hansel and Gretel. You didn't read it, I'm talking to the wall. MURCH: Okay. Okay. SARAH: All right, look, just say John was locked down so tight he couldn't get out a message. All he could do was leave me clues, like a trail of bread crumbs. MURCH: Bread crumbs equals clues. Odd but fine. Clues leading where? SARAH: I don't know, but I think I know where he left the next one. I think Future John gave Cameron a way to keep secrets. I think he gave Cameron dreams. -- ELLISON: [to Weaver on the anniversary of Lachlan's death] Look, I understand you have experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work. I mean, you're a urinal. I'm black. I'm not going to be hurt again. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
kaotic	14. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 10:33 PM EST "ELLISON: [to Weaver on the anniversary of Lachlan's death] Look, I understand you have experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work. I mean, you're a urinal. I'm black. I'm not going to be hurt again." lol! Post reply Do you find this valuable?
bryan011	15. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 10:35 PM EST Those are good ones Veran. The interrogation of Sunny/Cameron was creative. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
kaotic	16. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 11:00 PM EST \| Post edited: Jan 2 2010, 11:08 PM EST Cameron Phillips: Where did you get the cat? John Connor: At the gettin' place. Cameron Phillips: Did you buy it? John Connor: No. Do we ever buy anything? Cameron Phillips: John! John Connor: What? Quit hollerin'. Cameron Phillips: What did you give for that thing? John Connor: You don't need to know everything, Cameron Phillips. Cameron Phillips: I need to know that. John Connor: You keep runnin' that mouth I'm gonna' take you in the back and screw ya'. Cameron Phillips: Big talk John Connor. John Connor: Keep it up. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
Enigma6482	17. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 11:14 PM EST Okay had to repost this one b/c I love it. John Connor steps up on a platform before his men: John Connor: Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for Tech Com. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for Skynet. Men, all this stuff you've heard about Tech Com not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Resistance Fighters, traditionally, love to fight. All real Resistance Members love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball players, the toughest boxers. Tech Com loves a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Tech Com plays to win all the time. Now, I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Tech Com has never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Tech Com. Now, an army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who are talking about individuality don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating. CONTINUED… Post reply Do you find this valuable?
Enigma6482	18. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 11:14 PM EST ADDITIONALLY Now, we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. You know, by God, I actually pity those poor metal bastards we're going up against. By God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards. We're going to cut out their metallic guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy metal bastards by the bushel. Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken-out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. Skynet is the enemy. Wade into them. Aim for the chip. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do. CONTINUED Post reply Do you find this valuable?
Enigma6482	19. RE: LULZ: Famous movie scenes/quotes TSCC-ized Jan 2 2010, 11:15 PM EST \| Post edited: Jan 2 2010, 11:17 PM EST ADDITIONALLY Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let Skynet do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything -- except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose, and we're gonna kick him in the ass. We're gonna kick the hell out of him all the time, and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose! Now, there's one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home, and you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, "What did you do in the great war against the machines?" -- you won't have to say, "Well, I shoveled ** in Louisiana." Alright now you sons-of-*****, you know how I feel. Oh, I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere. That's all. Patton Post reply Do you find this valuable?

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